You know the old expression, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...well, the milk is no longer free over here! I've decided to practice being celibate. I know, heavy stuff. Especially considering I love sex. Yeah, I just put that out there. This is my blog, right????
Last week a wise woman shared something with me that was very profound. She told me that I am a gift. Wow! Those four simple words raised me to a whole different level. They transformed my whole thought process on how to deal with the men that I encounter in my life. Of course I tell myself how great I am alllll the time, but I'm the first to admit that I sometimes forget how to treat myself. I am also guilty of allowing myself to being subjected to the constant bullshit that men dish out. I simply can't do it to myself anymore.
Fellas, it's a BRAND NEW DAY! I'm switching it up....completely! I'm straight up tired of doing the same thing and getting the same results. So, as of this 5th day of April in this year that is 2010 at 9:25 AM, I am taking a vow of celibacy. And to kick off this major moment in my life, here are some reasons that I will frequently reference (until whenever) to help me remember why I'm doing this...
1. In the infamous words of one of my favorite followers on Twitter, @LoveMySkip, 'I am keeping my cooty to myself.' In fact, my 'vajayjay' is on a strict diet until further notice. 'Nuff said.
2. Men think getting ass is an automatic reflex, like saying 'Bless You' after someone sneezes. It's time to re-program these men. You must give to get. You must show to be shown. You must love to be loved...catch my drift?
3. I'm actually holding out for Michael Ealy or Idris Elba...whoever comes through first.
4. My milkshake is bringing too many 'man whores' to the yard. I keep attracting regrets...I mean mistakes...I mean guys that are turning out to be all wrong. And, of course, in the past I've realized this after I let them have a taste. Those days are done.
5. In the event that Mike and Idris don't come through, I'm holding out for Drake. Drake, CALL ME!
6. Lately, I've just been feeling like I'd rather have a V-8!
7. I don't trust men.
8. The last guy I dated f----- it up for everyone else. BLAME HIM!
9. I just bought a fresh set of batteries for my 'friend'....so I will be 0-KAY! (SMILE)
AND FINALLY...
10. Like the wise woman said, I AM A GIFT! And I will only give my gift to a man that is truly deserving.
Wish me luck on this journey. It should be an interesting ride! (wink)
Sleepless in Beantown
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